samspratt:

Sam Spratt’s HOLIDAY EXPRESS Portrait Contest/Custom Portrait Giveaway!

It’s back. As thanks to you for following me here, As usual—I am giving one of you the chance to win a custom portrait from me. Free, no strings attached—it’s the holiday season so you may want to sacrifice your win to give someone you feel nice things towards something unique. The rules have slightly changed though so read on:

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream—so long as it remains in the portrait format. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form. Want to let me have free reign? That works too, but I want to make something unique for you.

How to Enter:

1. FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the facebook post at: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2156171140079&set=a.1389923864376.2051961.1120470458&type=1&theater

2. TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter: 

“Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s holiday contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt #samspratt”  

This also counts as an entry.

3. TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!

How to Increase Your Odds:

Click the share button on the facebook image post (you will see “like” “comment” and “share” directly beneath the image)

(If you enter all 4 ways, you will have 4x the odds of winning)

How long this will last:

This is called the holiday EXPRESS contest for a reason. I’m keeping this open for 4 days only and then getting the portrait ready and done so that in case you celebrate the holidays, you have it in time.

You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.

NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win. 

emmilions:

YOOOO GAMESTOP PRE ORDER INCENTIVES GIVE AWAYYYYYY YOOOOOO

items include:

a cartoon network tin lunchbox

a super mario 3D land tanuki mario keychain

a cooking mama ds charm plush

a pet zombie (all limbs are detachable!) plush keychain

a zelda hat

a zelda wallet

a harvest moon tale of two towns llama

kingdom hearts re: coded cell phone stickers

final fantasy tactics tarot cards (detailed above)

a sonic action figure

3D glasses

an etrian odyssey forests of eternity art book (detailed above)

a RAGE comic

the witcher comic

duke nukem forever lanyard (with pin)

uncharted 3 lanyard

DA LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME 3D poster aw yea

giveaway ends december 30th!

reblog as many times as you want shit idc

WHAT COUNTS AS AN ENTRY:

a follow! (this enters you three times omg)

a like!

a reblog!

if you got any questions go ahead and ask me i guess!!

this is just a bunch of stuff ive accumulated from working at gamestop and i mostly just give it away to my friends… i dont really know what to do with all this stuff so YOOOO!! GIVE AWAY alright good luck

ollies outie

I need this!

samspratt:

Sam Spratt’s SEPTEMBER Portrait Contest/Custom Portrait Giveaway!

It’s back. To show my appreciation for all of you following me here, As usual—I am giving one guy/man/dude AND one girl/woman/chick the chance to win a custom portrait from me. Free, no strings attached. Here’s the breakdown:

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream—so long as it remains in the portrait format. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form. Want to let me have free reign? That works too, but I want to make something unique to you.

How to Enter:

1. FACEBOOK: Simply comment on my facebook contest link!

2. TWITTER: Tweet this post by @mentioning my twitter handle @samspratt http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt This also counts as an entry.

3. TUMBLR: If you reblog this photo from me, that will enter you as well.

How to Increase Your Odds:

If you share this with yours friends on facebook by tagging this page with the “@” symbol before “Sam Spratt Illustration” on your wall it will “linkify” this page. This counts as an additional entry.

(If you enter all 4 ways, you will have 4x the odds of winning)

How long this will last:

I will keep the contest open through September with winners announced in early October.

You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.

Again

Apparently they would like to offer me a pair of concert tickets to see “The Living Legend: Johnny Rivers” in 2 weeks.

When I asked who the hell he was, they responded, “he is most well known for his song “Secret Agent Man”

Now I have no intention on going to this concert but I cannot get the damned song out of my head!

thatchris:

nudityandnerdery:

squishyapocalypse:

Viva la Revolucion!

The Magician King.

Uh…

Washington Goes To War!!!!

Job: a comedy of justice….

I have been here. Always watching…

But seriously I have just been busy and exhausted

ianbrooks:

Legend of the Matrix  by Rhonda Walker

Shirt available on RedBubble. Says Rhonda: “Legend of Zelda/Matrix Mash up. Morpheus is going around offering game characters a chance to come to the real world”.

(via: insanelygaming)

I NEED THIS SHIRT!

Rain quit so I said fuck it. Sunday is beach day!

Seriously?!? 1 fucking hour before I get out of work on a beautiful sunny day, 1 hour before I am relaxing on a beach. 1 hour until I can shed my sweat soaked clothes… And it starts to pour? Fuck you mother nature!

Today is the day. Today I finally get off probation! I is excited. I have not slept at all. I got out of work at 5 it is now 8. I can go in to see my PO anytime after 9. I think I will be waiting at the door for her!

Angry Duck says, “Damn you books! This is why I don’t pick you up nearly as often as I used to! Every time that I find a good book, I get so engrossed in it that I forget everything else. Then, after a day or 2 of straight reading, I get pissed that it is over! I need more! But damn it I have shit to do! I need to put you down!”

Sexy snap MEME?

Angry duck says “What the hell is this hole even for?!”

If you tend to hit your snooze a little TOO much, do not put ALL of your work clothes into the washer before going to bed

This is more creepy lookin than I remember.

glitzier:

shhhp:

monchichichichi

I still have mine in a box in the attic.

I had one of these given to me by my grand father when I was 6 years old. I took it everywhere. I couldn’t sleep with out it by my side. The poor thing was missing a hand, a foot, and one eye but I still loved it. Now it sits in a box in my closet and I still pull it out every few months. I will never get rid of him.