December 2011
2 posts
September 2011
3 posts
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Just got a call from the rewards department at the...
Apparently they would like to offer me a pair of concert tickets to see “The Living Legend: Johnny Rivers” in 2 weeks.
When I asked who the hell he was, they responded, “he is most well known for his song “Secret Agent Man”
Now I have no intention on going to this concert but I cannot get the damned song out of my head!
August 2011
6 posts
woeismeh asked: Where have you been?!
5 tags
After 2 long years...
Today is the day. Today I finally get off probation! I is excited. I have not slept at all. I got out of work at 5 it is now 8. I can go in to see my PO anytime after 9. I think I will be waiting at the door for her!
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July 2011
33 posts
1 tag
Word to the wise
If you tend to hit your snooze a little TOO much, do not put ALL of your work clothes into the washer before going to bed
Truth
My work day never starts on a good note. Not a single day goes by in which I don’t want to bang my head against my machine and scream “WHY!?!”
I work 2nd shift. The guy that I follow has been here more than 20 years. He is un- cooperative, incompetent, and constantly high. Every say I spend the first 3 hours just fixing his fuck ups from the day before. He still works here...
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Skinny dipping at 5 am on a public beach is great....
But be careful! Sans pants will turn into Sand pants very quickly. That does not make for a comfortable bike ride home!
you know that panic stricken moment when your cell...
And your chest begins to tighten because it is your only source of entertainment. You break out in a cold sweat because you cant get it turned back on till tomorrow when you get paid. the thoughts of “how can i survive one night with out my phone, without my internet?”
Yeah i haz that.
gotta run to work folks but if i am missed, just remember i will return to hearting your posts...
Holy shit!
would ya look at that? I actually DO have a face!
I just had a mild coughing fit in which green tea...
Not a good way to start the afternoon. Also I seriously need to quit smoking.
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I don't think any one has ever said the words
Oh man I am so glad that I decided to have that hot pocket for breakfast instead of making an actual meal. Best decision I have ever made.
I will be in the bathroom if you need me.
The fourth of July, the day we celebrate our...
There it is. I said it.
Now I am just as patriotic as the next guy. I am grateful for where I live, the sacrifices taken for us to enjoy this freedom, the opportunities I am granted simply because I live here, etc…
But this day, the way it is celebrated and commemorated is a joke. I believe that the founding fathers who wrote the Declaration would be shamed to see what this country has ...
Ugh
My tummy is telling me the bologna may have been a bad call
Bologna samich and ritz crackers for dinner
Because that’s the way a grown ass man does it
woeismeh liked your post: GPOY Just finished your...
Wow I posted that like a week ago… Are you stalking me?
If you are, thats totally cool! I have always wanted to be stalked.
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June 2011
110 posts
Why do I continue to do this to myself?
Ate at the china buffet again. Of course I OVER ATE! I no more than walked across the street and my bowels are already screaming. Now I am going to feel like crap all day.
But it tastes SOOOO good!
Drained
Since leaving work yesterday at 4pm. I have slept a total of 14 hours. I an not sure what to think if this. Normally I allot myself around 5 hours of sleep a day. I can normally go on that way for about 2 weeks before my body just shuts down like this. It has been 3 weeks since I crashed hard. This might mean that I am just overworking myself. But it could mean
A. I have mono
B. I am just a...