Like salt in an open wound
Just got a call from the rewards department at the casino

Apparently they would like to offer me a pair of concert tickets to see “The Living Legend: Johnny Rivers” in 2 weeks.

When I asked who the hell he was, they responded, “he is most well known for his song “Secret Agent Man”

Now I have no intention on going to this concert but I cannot get the damned song out of my head!

  1. saltywounds posted this