Angry Duck says, “Damn you books! This is why I don’t pick you up nearly as often as I used to! Every time that I find a good book, I get so engrossed in it that I forget everything else. Then, after a day or 2 of straight reading, I get pissed that it is over! I need more! But damn it I have shit to do! I need to put you down!”
Angry Duck says,
“Damn it! Why the hell is the snooze button so close to the off button on this damn thing?!?”
Angry Duck says…
Umm well Angry Duck isn’t very angry at the moment. Rage filled rants from foul Mood fowl shall return shortly.
Angry Duck says,
“Who the hell puts an EMPTY container if cream cheese BACK into the fridge!?! Now what am I going to put on my bagel?”
Angry Duck says “You have GOT to be fucking with me. Why the hell are you getting me up this early? I didn’t even lay down till after 5 am. I haven’t even slept yet! Try again around lunch. And you better have coffee!”
Angry Duck says “Can a Duck get a little fucking privacy around here!?! Sheesh!”
Some times I envy The Duck. It is raining buckets right now with no signs of letting up. I have to ride my bike home in this crap.
Angry Duck says “How is this even REMOTELY acceptable!? The tube tells you to squeeze from the BOTTOM not the CENTER! And what the hell did you even DO with the cap?!?”
Angry Duck says “What?!? Not a winner? Odds of winning are 1:4.57 what a crock of shit! I paid my money and even scratched with my lucky 50 cent piece! This game is rigged!”
Angry Duck is PISSED!
climbs on soap box (or old cell phone box in this case)
“I don’t know much about Ryan Dunn other that the fact that he was a regular on the cast of Jackass, he died in a drunk driving accident and he was a fucking human being.
I have seen mixed emotions on his demise over the last 2 days. Most people give a general R.I.P and move on. Others have said he deserved to die and they feel no sympathy. This sickens me. To think that the world has gotten so apathetic and people are able to place themselves on such a high pedestal, I feel ashamed.
HE IS DEAD. It doesn’t matter how he died. He had people who loved him, just like anyone else. His death is tragic. There are people out there that will never see there brother/ son/ friend ever again. The fact that he was drinking and driving, is irrelevant. He made a bad decision, that does not mean he deserved to die.
If you told me that you have never made a bad decision, I would call you a liar. If you told me that your family, friends or loved ones have never made bad decision, I would say that you are naive. To say that you feel no sympathy for the man makes you heartless in my opinion. If the tables were turned an it were your mother who died as a result of her having a few too many cocktails before driving home, your reaction would be radically different. If I said “Good the bitch got what she deserves for drinking and driving!”, I would be an insensitive prick.
I do not condone drinking and driving. This I not an endorsement or encouragement to got get behind a wheel waisted. Drinking and driving is horrible. You take not only your life but the lives of many others into your inebriated hands when doing so. However I will not condemn some one for this. Every one makes mistakes. Judgement calls often take a turn for the worse.
So I say rest in peace Ryan Dunn. I am truly sorry for your loved one’s loss. I hope that the story of your tragedy serves as a lesson for others. Your memory will live on. Thank you for all of the laughs”
Should I be upset that he is getting more notes than my regular posts? Heck no! But I don’t want him to get a big head so I will give him a rest for a bit. Besides, he is a rubber ducky, and it is time for me to shower up for the day, so he has other business to attend to. Have no fear, he shall return.
